"Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself."
— (via mandyisdandy)
(Source: j-term, via thefameofhealthandfitness-deact)
You go on WTF, and the host is like ‘Why should I care about you?’ Then you go on The Nerdist, the host is like ‘I care about you too much.’ Then you come here, and the host isn’t aware of what’s happening at all, or who the person is, and all he wants to do is wait for you to say the words ‘my wife.’
— Paul F. Tompkins, Comedy Bang Bang Best of 2013 Part 3 (via jrnny)
"Maybe I was destined to forever fall in love with people I couldn’t have. Maybe there’s a whole assortment of impossible people waiting for me to find them. Waiting to make me feel the same impossibility over and over again."
— Carol Rifka Brunt, Tell the Wolves I’m Home (via thatkindofwoman)
(Source: larmoyante, via thatkindofwoman)